|Sketch a day #23 - 1 hr. Pen and ink|
Pop culture has conversations about butts locked down. So why-oh-why does Mecklenburg County NC have questions about butt size on exams used throughout the county? Seriously. Ew.
Here's my problem with the question:
"LaShamanda (Who??? Lashamanda isn't a real name. One can only assume that they were going for a stereotypically black name. If you google Lashamanda, you will not find it has ever been used before. Lashanda, or Shamanda would have been more appropriate. Instead they chose to mock black names with this made up farce) has a heterozygous big bootie, (What? are you referring to her behind? Big bootie is a term used primarily in ebonics- slang... Both Oxford dictionaries and Webster dictionaries defines a bootie as a shoe worn by a baby. If they meant booty.. well that is defined as a plunder won in war. Urban dictionary, the worse source for a dictionary defines a bootie as "a woman with an --- that is healthy and fleshy from a bit of jiggle to firm but always tasty". Is that the definition of bootie, they want kids to embrace? How rude!) the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius (once again- who? First, "her man" is a phrase not used in any dictionary, but is street for her husband or boyfriend, so by saying they were married was kind of redundant. Second, Fontavius is another name not found anywhere on Google. Dontavious is a real African American name though, so way to go- mocking black names again!)has a small bootie (what? the term bootie is reserved for women, even in ebonics) which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. (I actually found this name online, so ...OK. still it is rare) What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama's (Merriam Webster says the word Mama is slang for mother) big bootie?" (Saying a baby or child has a big bootie is crass and inappropriate. Like that time a man said my baby, who was six at the time, had a gadunk-adunk -and I almost slapped him.)
The WHERE is that this was on a science test in a public school.
This is offensive in more ways that I can count. The most detrimental salacious phrases possible was used in this test question. It mocked African American names and culture. And the subject matter was inappropriate. I will stop there.
So when a parent complained, a teacher replied "I am sorry IF your child was offended". Please. Bye Felicia.
Can we please stop trying to bend to the lowest common denominator and teach kids using subject matter that won't dumb them down and victimize them? Where is the commons sense in this. Makes me glad we homeschooled.